Literature
Goomballion's Journey Prologue
So, you think goombas are weak?
Scrawny?
Unable to do anything?
WELL, YOU'RE WRONG!
This is the story of the best damn goomba ever. Goomballion.
And his friends. Koopan, Buzzo, Boomie, Gun-nut, Chowder, Chompy, and ShanGuy.
This is a story filled with Pirates, ninjas, explosives, wizards, witches, and hot women. Possibly at the same time. Oh. AND robots. And aliens. And a lot of other stuff.
Thank you, Jason. AND NOW. On to our feature presentation.